The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.
I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then
european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: omg how adorable!!!
south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country
coming this fall!!! HILARIOUS sex comedy ecchi harem!!! an animated treasure!!! you’ve never seen anything like it!!!