July 2012
- someone: what's your favorite movie
- me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
“the new pokémon designs are so dumb gen one has the only good designs”
Gen I had a Pokémon whose forehead is a flaming ass.
June 2012
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
Listen
you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:
WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR
GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED
FUCKING DIED
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
- when my followers message me: I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome! god this is weird I'm sorry.
- when I message them back: SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
Google images your tumblr username and post the first image that appears.
On the bright side, if you google my tumblr name a fuck ton of my artwork and posts show up.
Psh. Clearly I’m famous.
Play
0:51
I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.
sharing the knowledge
I'll make a man out of you
BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
Enjoy the multiple eargasm…
AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE
HOLYSHIT
guys omg guys guys listen
whoa…..
Fun fact: That’s Jackie Chan singing the Mandarin version.
/casually listens to this the whole day
OMG
this is soo insanely cool
I listened to it just with my computer speakers and was like ‘eh’
but then I put in my headphones… HOLY CRAP
OMG Jackie Chan and Donny Osmond… <3THE SOUND OF ANGELS AND AWESOME AND BADASSNESS
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WORK OUT
How I feel whenever I save a bug from the pool
Oh god I had my first real photoshoot today
I’m so awk
I just made stupid faces the whole time
Also got bit by a fuck ton of mosquitos
And walked through the mud in heels
I can’t do this shit srsly
Put your iTunes on shuffle and create the soundtrack to your life.
- Opening credits: 69 Freaks Per Minute (Faderhead) (ha cha cha~)
- Waking up: Finale (Ramin Djawadi/Game of Thrones Soundtrack)
- Falling in love: You Give Love a Bad Name (Bon Jovi) (Oh for fucks sakes.)
- Fight song: The Arcane Dominion (Eluveitie)
- Breaking up: She Hates Me (Puddle of Mudd) (srslywtf)
- Getting back together: I Just Had Sex (Lonely Island ft. AKON) (omfg)
- Wedding: I Come From a Land Down Under (Men At Work) (FUCKYES)
- Birth of child: Hallelujah (k.d. Lang)
- Death scene: Whiskey Lullaby (Brad Paisley & Alyson Krauss)
- Final battle: Warrior (Michael Flatley/Lord of the Dance) (holy shit badass)
- Funeral song: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums (A Perfect Circle) (My favorite fucking song of all time, nice.)
- End credits: Rise (Origa/Ghost in the Shell Soundtrack) (Nice, I have a lyrics from this tattoo'd on me.)
- - - - - - - - - - - -
- HOLY SHIT THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.
That awkward moment when you're really upset and decide to play the saddest song you know.
And you go from this:
To this:
